It's official...
I'm a poser.
I'm sitting here, after work, at Panera, typing on my laptop, browsing the internet.
But it get's worse.
I'm eating their Spinach-Bacon souffle.
Really, I can't keep letting myself go like this. Someone needs to organize an intervention.
It's for my SOUL, for God's sake!
I'm sitting here, after work, at Panera, typing on my laptop, browsing the internet.
But it get's worse.
I'm eating their Spinach-Bacon souffle.
Really, I can't keep letting myself go like this. Someone needs to organize an intervention.
It's for my SOUL, for God's sake!
posted by Jonathan at 6:46 AM
5 Comments:
You're right. I must intervene. Give me your laptop. I really need one anyway.
I'll take the souffle,
after all,
its for your soul.
Oh, can I have your soul instead, can we work a two for the price of one kind of deal?
You two are obviously misunderstanding me. And since you're both capable of understanding me, I can only assume that this is a deliberate attempt at subterfuge on each of your parts. So lemme es'plain, and use small words...
This is about being a poser, you see. Take the souffle - it's bad for my image. Or rather, it gives me a pretentious one.
But.
I HAVE TO EFFIN' KEEP MY SOUL IN ORDER FOR ANY OF THIS TO DO ANY GOOD! Ditto the laptop....
Geez. With friends like these....
Seems to me you could be more appreciative of our attempts to assist you.
How it is our fault if you are not very concise in your terms?
I believe that the word you meant to use was "precise," not "concise."
In fact, the very fact of my lack of precision was because I was attempting to be so very concise.
How very ironic.
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